aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
I’d like to point out that Phineas has an older sister, Candace. Now, I’m not entirely sure, but I believe they canonically are from the same father. This would mean that not only did Linda do the do with Dr. Doof, she did it twice.
I’LL USE MY FORNICATORNATOR TO CONQUER YOUR THIGH STATE AREA.
she doofed with dr doof
Oh my God, guys.
It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
if ur having a bad day please enjoy these puppies playing with their mom
Nothing quite captures the American character more than the fact that we were so embarrassed that our national bird the bald eagles’ cry does not match its majestic look and sounds as silly as it does, that whenever you hear it on visual media, it’s actually the cry of a red-tailed hawk.